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Capture of a Traitor
April 19, 2024
The secret services have successfully apprehended and repatriated the notorious traitor and enemy of the state, Thavisouk Saysanasy.
“We are proud to confirm the capture of Thavisouk Saysanasy,” declared Vice President Jan Park. “A descendant of those who betrayed our nation during the so-called liberalization era, he had been hiding in Bangkok. But we found him. There is no safe haven for enemies of our Republic.”
Nothing brings greater pride to the people than witnessing the downfall of their enemies.
Apology for Error
In our recent review of the film Civil War, our critic Nok Dam mistakenly failed to note that the director, Alex Garland, is of British origin. We sincerely apologize to any readers who may have attended the screening without being aware of this important detail.
In light of this correction, the rating of the film has been revised from 7/10 to 6/10.
Commentary by Khamphanh Vongphachanh
It seems many believe that living abroad gives them the freedom to slander our beloved country without consequence. That is a grave mistake.
We showed restraint in the case of Thavisouk Saysanasy. He was not one of the former oppressors who served the usurper Bounnhang Sayasone, but merely a descendant of those traitors who fled the moment the righteous people reclaimed control of our nation. The sins of the father do not automatically belong to the son, but Thavisouk committed his own.
This mongrel, Lamangese only on one side, chose to spread lies about a country he has never even seen with his own eyes. Now, at last, he has the chance to witness firsthand the very nation he sought to undermine. A nation built on democracy that will not tolerate slander.
Thailand may be displeased by our actions, but it must be understood: what we did was just and necessary.
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Film Review by Nok Dam — The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare
I want to apologize once again for my recent mistake; it will not happen again.
The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare is a quintessentially British film, featuring an ensemble of British actors, the familiar brand of British humor, and the heavy hand of British director Guy Ritchie.
It tells an action-packed story of fighting the Nazis during the Second World War, glorifying the Western contribution while conveniently overlooking the immense sacrifices of the Red Army on the Eastern Front.
4/10
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